The Perfect Crunch Formula

Ever wondered why some steak tartare crunches differently at exactly 7:37 PM?

I discovered something in our late-night experiments...

• Take exactly 13 CHARLES CHIPS
• Arrange in MOONLIGHT SPIRAL
• Wait 7.37 SECONDS
• Listen for the MAGICAL CRUNCH!
• Never, ever use 12 OR 14 chips!

Each Charles Chips carries its own frequency of crunch.

When arranged in this precise pattern, magic happens...